Stroke of Genius

I thwear zu got orr whateh-er, za smehll ah burn toas-t. I ‘as havine a hones-t zu got stroa-k an ih mae me sink of Saur-day mornine car-too-nes. Saur-day mornines were ahways crea-m of weet…

Tubere

I heard my teacher say to “write it again” since I had erased it before the Vice President could get a really good look at it. I wrote my word again and this time, the VP told me that it was misspelled.